Badass Defused

A) There are certain moments in every girls life where we get to have a cool badass line.

B) At said moment we should be allowed to bask in that glory.

C) I had one of those moment a few nights ago

D) and then promptly fell on my face

How did this all happen? Well one night at work one of my co-workers said to me "If you weren't dating someone I would take you on." Not out...mind you...on. For the first time in my life I got to do the badass thing and look all sultry and go.. "You couldn't handle me." Ok...so not terribly badass but it was kinda cool. Not that I needed to point out to him that if I were single when I had started at B&N I probably would have pursued the one super hot co-worker I have. lol Yeah....I'm lamzz0rz. Sad.....I can't even spell that in l33t. lol Grrrr... Anyway back to the story.....After my moment in glory I proptly walked up the stairs to go to the break room....at which point I hit the top step with my foot and fall FLAT ON MY FACE.

Yes....laugh....please laugh.....my moment in the sun snatched away by the fact that I'm so clumsy i trip over my own two feet.

I think maybe I should just stick to what I'm good at from now on......