Haikuuuuukie-crisp

Yes dammit you heard me right.....I wrote a Haiku. At work...at 11:00 at night. lol We were closing and me and Becca saw this pigeon feather on the floor and she was like "Uh..it looks like we have a feather on the floor" to which I responded (in epic voice of course) "YES! But we know not from where hence it came for there was no bird in this store tonight!" And we both started laughing and Becca was like "That almost sounded like a Haiku" and therefore I came up with one. I mean come on...you can't lay down the challange and then not expect me to accept. Geez. lol

ok....Becca thought it was the greatest thing she's ever heard.. Ben shook his head at me and made me go add another mark on the who's dorkier board, and I think I saw John actually cracked a halfhearted giggle at me....... be amazed.......

Ah-hem......

A. Haiku
By Valeria Ballerini

Feather in the Store.
From Where it Comes We Know Not.
Perplexing. Quandary

Yes I know....you may all cheer. I actually was made to write it on a B&N business card. lol Now it's in my name tag.


I....am....a.....genuis...