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Friday, October 13, 2006

So I went to go see Colin and Brad tonight...

I love the british Whose Line is it Anyway. No wait...let me rephrase that.....I can tell you which episode of whose line it is just by the first couple seconds when they show who is on. That's how much I love the show, I've been watching it since I was 10. Now that the show is over in England i have to deal with watcing the Drew's line. Not that it's bad, it's just not as funny, the censors are dumb. lol.

Last year though I was given two tickets of joy. lol No......not two tickets to the Bunny ranch. Why that would be two tickets of joy for me I'll never know....but no.....I got two tickets to go see Brad and Colin live in concert..in trenton. I was excited. I really was. lol Two of my favorite whose line people coming to trenton and I was gonna be able to see them. Was it as good as I expected?

YES...emphatically indubitably...yes. Yeah I know I probably spelled indubitally wrong..but that's ok....I know shakespeare dammit..not spelling. Ahem ok getting ahead of myself...Anyway...to put it nicely I nearly peed myself laughing the first time I saw them. The games they played were amazing come on...they did the mousetrap game. lol The last time I had seen that was during the whose line Pay-per-view years ago. Also.....Everyone's confusion over Shamong was really funny. I saw them one more time last year in Atlantic City with Greg Proops and I was not dissapointed.

So where is all this babbling going? Well I just got home from seing them again one more time back in trenton. I laughed, I cried (from laughing), I danced in my seat. lol Some highlights:

Well the mousetrap game was back.....god that game is so violent......let's see...Blidfolds, barefoot, 100 mousetraps, and the alphabet game played backwards....all recipies for hilarity. lol Oh and you can't forget the crotch shots. lol

Oh yeah....psychotic kids during "change" who made poor Brad talk straight for like 10 minutes. lol

The game "Whose line" with Colin ended up having a mom who's a cow (literally), Brad is a crossdresser, and apparently Brad's shlong is huge and there's a funny smell cause Colin farted. And the audience members are perverted idiots (Hey Colin...How's your 'nus'....you know...'penus'). ..Not that there were any better last year(I mean come on...."Would you like to see my breets" Priceless!)

Brad uttering "Port Charles" quickley followed by him burrying his head in his hands and screaming "That's the gayest thing i've ever said!"

And of course....interrogation....ok I know i've missed a lot...like the game where they replaced every 'S' with a 'P' but this is So funny. Interrogation consists of Brad(or Colin..in this case Brad went out) and the audience give suggestions as to what Brad was wearing, what he did, where he was, and what he had with him. Last year this cause the whole Shamong confusion and the infamous "Argentina Dogs". this year was no different......It wasn't so much Brad's guesses, he was really good, it was more what we chose for him......

Ah-hem.....::Flexes knuckles::

"Brad was wearing a clown suit, diaper, and giant french fry suit (cause...ya know...the clown suit wasn't enough), his crime was that he froze a portly llama and illigally farmed Canadians (But...but....they're so cute!) He did this in Nockamixon, PA (Not Rubebellblender) at Stevie T's Strip club. He had with him a beer bottle and a toaster. "

Believe it or not....brad got all of that pretty fast....scary. lol

So that was my night...I'm still euphoric. So in honor.....Classic Whose line!

Ok...for those of you guys that don't believe me that Eddie Izzard was indeed on Whose line....I give you...the creature from...ESSEX!

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and if you let this load all the way then skip to the end you'll get to see the Mousetrap game....It's really worth it...warning....do not drink or consume anything while watching that game...it'll be all over you in about two seconds from laughing so hard.

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